You! get! shit! done! You’re determined and action-oriented, focused and persistent. Underneath your aggressive spirit, however, you’re also fiercely caring — and can be a protective force to be reckoned with if anyone crosses the people you care about.
“ You know these aren’t new. Settled on another growth spurt?”
‘definitely taller , you might look more manly , but i’m still deciding . ‘ brown saccharine eyes brighten as she flashes him a brilliantly genuine smile , twisting to elbow him playfully. ‘ it probably depends on whether or not you brought me a souvenir? ‘
i’ll tolerate any treatment. like, i read sometimes, and i’ll put up with anything. i’ll buy a book from some garbage multi million dollar franchise – you know, i don’t want to name an actual series, so let’s make one up! let’s call it “Harry Potter.” so i’ll buy a “Harry Potter” book and i’ll go on twitter and be like “i’m going to read this ‘Harry Potter’ book now” and JKR tweets at me “NO! you have to read all this useless content from pottermore for nine hours first!” so i go “ooookay!” and then i go to the bathroom. and then i come out of the bathroom and go “any updates?” and JKR says “yeah! i decided dumbledore was gay while you were in the bathroom and decided not to show it in the new movie franchise and mock LGBTQ fans, because we hate you! now take this shallow attempt at representation and go! fetch!” and i go “ooookay!” but then i start thinking critically so i go back to JKR and say, “can i have some quality LGBTQ representation please?” and JKR goes “NO!” and i go “oookay!” and JKR goes “the cursed child is canon, isn’t it?” and i go “nooo” and JKR goes “SAY IT!” and i say, “the cursed child is canon.” and then i ask “can i read ‘Harry Potter’ now and enjoy it in peace” which is an oxymoron, and JKR goes “NO! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for the murder of daniel radcliffe! and you’re gonna go to jail for thirty years!” and i go, “why are you doing this to me?” and JKR goes
because i’m jk roooowling, and life is a fucking nightmare
❛ initially, i didn’t think much of it — but you know ron, yeah ? ❜ she's consumed a bountiful wave of embarrassment, stomach curling in on itself. face has gone all rosy and a burning cheek rests in her palm. ❛ he’s really weird about it. ❜
‘ he’s probably had nightmares about awkward encounters in there —-‘ thoughtful gaze for a fraction of a second , eyes filling with a sudden recognition as the corner of her mouth turns up in a smirk . ‘ imagine combining that with a spider on the wall . . . saw that on my ninth birthday . ‘
